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Alternate uses for Chua

Discussion in 'WildStar Races' started by Veckna, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Xlugon Pyro

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    Xecks Cupcake-About-Town

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  3. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Aurin raiding your fridge? Granok getting mud all over your floors while you are out? Mordesh leaving nasty odors after unwanted visits?

    Look no further - the Chua home security solution is here:
    Passive mode:
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    Activated mode:
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  4. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Chua forcefield:
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    Forcefield removal at own risk!:
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  5. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Chua growth hormone proves to be a deciding factor in warplots:
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    For those curious on how to make a hormone the answer is easy:

    Don't pay her! :whistling:
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  6. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Got a problem? Agony aunt Chua is listening:
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    Dont know if this has been posted yet or not, but I'll just leave it here. Chua don't need to have a practical purpose, per se. They can just be fun, festive even, to deal with!

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    Let the stories begin!
  10. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    You cannot stomp what you cannot see:
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    Admittedly poor choice of disguise in this case as it may result in being sat on.

    However, if disguises fail, Sumo Chua have taken hostages!
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    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Chua can pick up the cooking tradeskill fine:
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    Well done. You have won. This time...
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    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Slight miscalculation in the production of the latest batch of pugil sticks reported:
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    I shall post my delicious Chua recipe here also:


    This is how I love my chua:

    1/3 cup of Mirin
    1/3 cup of light soy sauce
    2 table spoons of sesame seed oil
    1 stick of lemongrass sliced thinly
    1 big chili, hotness to the taste but I prefer scotch bonnet
    1 big chua
    1/2 cup of sesame seeds

    Yasmin rice
    2 medium size tomatoes
    1 small onion

    Mix the mirin, soy sauce and sesame oil. Add thinly sliced lemongrass to the mixture. Put the skinned and chopped Chua pieces to marinade in this mixture for atleast two hours, but preferably over night.

    Take the Chua out of the marinade. Pour the marinade in to a small cooking bowl trough a strainer to remove the lemongrass and bring to boil. Boil slowly on low heat for atleast twenty minutes to reduce and thicken the sauce. Let the sauce cool down alittle.

    Chop the scotch bonnet peppers in to very small pieces, try to remember not to touch your eyes after you have touched the peppers or else you're on a fast trip to excruciating pain. Now mix the chopped peppers with the sesame seeds.

    Skewer the Chua pieces with wooden skewers and glace the chopped chua pieces with the cooled marinade.

    Now prepare the rice. Cook rice in a bamboo steamer. Meanwhile submerge the tomatoes in to boiling water for few seconds, untill the skin loosens up. Peel the tomatoes and remove seeds and chop the tomatoes in to small size cubes. Chop the onions thinly and sautee them on a pan untill golden and seetrough. Mix the tomato cubes, sauteed onion and rice together and put to wait untill Chua is done.

    Grill the skewered chua for 4-6 minutes depending on the size on a japanese style yakitori grill or a traditional grill. Glace the skewered chua with the boiled marinade few times, but not just before ready and taken off the grill as this could potentially cause problems with contamination, even after the sauce is boiled. Roll the skewers over the scotch bonnet and sesame seed mixture untill you have coated them very lightly.

    Serve the grilled chua with the previously cooked rice, and top the dish with some cilantro leaves. Some good light beer or sake goes very well with your fresly grilled Chua.
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    This is where you're doing it wrong - you should marinade the Chua alive, think of it like an exotic version of chocolate body paint. You'll be in for a wild night!

    That being said once you go Chua you'll never see another.

    (that sounded a lot better in my head tbh :().
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    Chua heavy armour confirmed:
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    Although after watching live stream Dominion PvP healers recommended to wear only light armour due to Exile stalkers being trained to focus non healing heavy armour classes! :roflamo:
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  17. FelixAkuma

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    Chua learn kung fu for when Exiles get passed their weaponry..

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    Kung fu does not stop Mordesh turning Chua into cupcakes!
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    The Chua attempt music...



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    And immediatly regret it..
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  19. Veckna

    Veckna Well-Known Cupcake

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    Insider info links devastation of Arboria with Chua combat reaction speed enhancers!

    Finally the dreadful truth behind the contents of the 'Planet Reapers' is revealed:
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    (/hug to Vindi for the link)
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    Chua vehicle combat testing reveals weakness in raid boss AI:
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    Prototype nitrous oxide kit testing did not go so well:
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    Tier 1 raid boss defeats Chua (combat vehicle was not present :():
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    Taerin and Vindi were bored tonight so thanks to them for the gif links!
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