Because Bellaby shouted this song, I thought I'd rewrite it for WildStar: (NOTE: I just had to link the Shrek cover of the song, because it's so awesome) I Need a Healer (Sung to the tune of Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" ~ the Shrek 2 cover sung by Jennifer Saunders) Where have all the clerics gone and where are all the priests? Where's the young man, Dr. Tam, to give me healthy treats? Isn't there a red and white upon an abulance? Late at night I queue and spam trade and I dream of healing trance! (HoT it!) I need a healer. I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be quick and he's gotta be pro And his skills should keep us all upright. I need a healer. (Healer!) Looking for healer (LF Healer, LF Healer), and you gotta be tight. You better be swift And you best have the gift And you must keep an eye on my life. Eye on my life. Somewhere after midnight On my WildStar server, please Somewhere I just got a tell A player's whispering to me. Racing on their hoverbike, or hunting Deradune It's gonna take a handyman to buff me up real soon. Up where Algoroc meets the loftite above Out in Galeras, under seige! I could swear there is some Mechari watching me. Through the wind and the bombs and the Skeech All Eldan whys and whens I can feel his approach like a curse I must cleanse! (like a curse I must cleanse! like a curse I must cleanse! like a curse I must cleanse! like a curse I must... cleeeeeanse!) (Healer!) I need a healer. (Healer!) I'm holding out for a healer (Healer till the mornin', Healer till the mornin'!) 'til the mornin' light. And he's gotta manage his aggro for me And make sure I'm never downed in a fight. (Healer!) Looking for just one more And my group can explore With a healer using right line of sight I need a healer!