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Song I Need A Healer

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  1. Patrician

    Patrician "That" Cupcake

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    Because Bellaby shouted this song, I thought I'd rewrite it for WildStar:

    (NOTE: I just had to link the Shrek cover of the song, because it's so awesome)



    I Need a Healer
    (Sung to the tune of Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" ~ the Shrek 2 cover sung by Jennifer Saunders)

    Where have all the clerics gone
    and where are all the priests?
    Where's the young man, Dr. Tam, to give me healthy treats?
    Isn't there a red and white upon an abulance?
    Late at night I queue
    and spam trade
    and I dream of healing trance!

    (HoT it!)

    I need a healer. I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the night.
    He's gotta be quick
    and he's gotta be pro
    And his skills should keep us all upright.

    I need a healer. (Healer!) Looking for healer (LF Healer, LF Healer), and you gotta be tight.
    You better be swift
    And you best have the gift
    And you must keep an eye on my life.
    Eye on my life.

    Somewhere after midnight
    On my WildStar server, please

    Somewhere I just got a tell
    A player's whispering to me.

    Racing on their hoverbike, or hunting Deradune
    It's gonna take a handyman to buff me up real soon.

    Up where Algoroc meets the loftite above

    Out in Galeras, under seige!

    I could swear there is some
    Mechari
    watching me.

    Through the wind
    and the bombs
    and the Skeech

    All Eldan
    whys and whens

    I can feel his approach like a curse I must cleanse!

    (like a curse I must cleanse!
    like a curse I must cleanse!
    like a curse I must cleanse!
    like a curse I must... cleeeeeanse!)

    (Healer!)

    I need a healer. (Healer!) I'm holding out for a healer (Healer till the mornin', Healer till the mornin'!) 'til the mornin' light.
    And he's gotta manage
    his aggro for me
    And make sure I'm never downed in a fight.

    (Healer!)

    Looking for just one more
    And my group can explore
    With a healer using right line of sight

    I need a healer!
  2. Ender

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    This is perfect.
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  3. Kataryna

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    Patrician...you, Sir, are awesome yet again!
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  4. Extatica

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    Next we need the version with YOU singing it!!! When can we expect the youtube version? Or a download link? :p
  5. Patrician

    Patrician "That" Cupcake

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    Haha... well I could try to sing it, though it would be best to get a belty female voice to have a go at it, not my baritone.

    I'm guessing if I ever get around to Machinima creation though maybe I'll create this song as one of my first projects... it's a long time in coming though of course since I have absolutely no knowledge as how to create Machinima. ^^
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    Ask Kataryna to sing :D Though I would love some song about healing or tanking for WS instead of those WoW songs :p
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  7. Kataryna

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    eesh, i'm probably terrible at singing...never really tried though...
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    LOL this is great :roflamo:
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    oh my god, that was brilliant. A friend of mine had something similar, but to the song "safety dance" he made for WoW. all I can remember is " I can heal who I want to, I can let your friends all die, cause if they dont tank. oh if they dont tank, then they get no heals of mine."
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    lol, very nicely done.
    I love how I read the title of the post in the same tune before even clicking on it.
    I'd really love to see someone make a machinima out of this once the game's officially out.
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    This calls for a classic response.

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    Wish I could take credit for that.
  15. Patrician

    Patrician "That" Cupcake

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    It fits perfectly, we could probably create an entire conversation through song parody!

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