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WSC Exclusive - Nexus Limericks Competition

Discussion in 'Community News' started by Zap-Robo, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Shalla

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    I guess it's safe to share now. :roflamo:

    A shoe chewing Chua was chewing along
    To her much cherished shoe chewing song.
    In a chafe she would crunch
    And then cheerfully munch
    As the shoe she was chewing was long.
  2. Hexamus

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    Guess I'll share mine too. I know... Its not funny at all but I did it and I'm proud of it! Win or lose.

    The Mordesh had a ridiculous notion,
    Eternal life through a powerful potion,
    Now hardly alive,
    unable to thrive,
    Seeking a cure with unending devotion.
  3. Lykaon

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    Good luck to everyone! Here's mine:

    There once was a broken Atari,
    And a bullied Chua who knew’d they be sorry,
    He threw out the paddles and Pong,
    Kept the strength from the Kong,
    And unleashed his Atari Mechari.
  4. Argen

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    Thought of much better ways to end it later but had already sent it soooo....

    Silently watching the Stalker is peeping,
    Reveling in his unseen creeping.
    Then the Granok undressed, and the Stalker distreseed,
    now he is eternally weeping.
  5. Elidion

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    Here was mine...

    A medic saw the corpse of a stalker
    So he snuck up with paddles to shock her
    But she wasn't quite dead
    Quick striked at his head
    And now he gets by with a walker
  6. Lokno

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    <REDACTED>, missed the deadline by a day. Good luck, people!

    A Chua Plea

    Our Cassian leaders, they do not respect;
    In fact they miss one most crucial aspect:
    Chua are not "sociopathic,"
    merely... enthusiastic.
    In extermination we do protect.
    merely... enthusiastic.
    In extermination we do protect.
  7. Void

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    This was the one I submitted.....now to stalk my e-mail :whistling:

    There once was a Chua that yearned for affection.
    Displeased with his figure, he cursed his reflection.
    He tried and tried as hard as he could.
    Sadly, he was measured by the height that he stood.
    Now he crafts home-made bombs, as a gift for their rejection!

    Good luck, everyone!
  8. Tichondria

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    Here is the one that I submitted. Can't wait to see who they picked as the winners. There are a TON of great ones that I read here.


    There once was a Granok named Green,
    whose favorite food of the day was baked beans;
    "I've got him this time, he's flatulent prime!"
    Was the last words the poor Chua could scream.
  9. Caz Neerg

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    When Bob hits a town for the whorin'
    He aims to catch loads of them Aurin
    But in a dry spell
    He says "What the hell!"
    Them Chua can get my ship soarin'
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  10. SkinnerFTW

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    There once was a man named Frost
    Whose path Pappy did cross
    But Frost's Stalker kicked ass
    While Pappy's Spellslinger was unable to cast
    Leaving Frost the victor LIKE-A-BOSS!!!

    Thought mine was pretty good hope it wins!
  11. Zeck

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    The Chua was found to be crazy
    With a brain all twisty and maze-y
    But give him a gun
    And he’ll have some fun

    Psychopaths are not known to be lazy
  12. CannonZephyr

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    could WildStar Central publish all the winning limericks?
  13. Inuyasherz

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    If that is from the stalker livestream like I think it is, mine was a bit too but not so neat.

    An Exile medic bringing the Dominion to their knees
    Healing allies really was just a breeze
    A duel with a warrior began and he knew his fate
    His goal to teach Frost to use a medic's innate
    Key plz.
  14. Errell

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    Mine (heavily influenced by the fact that my main is typically a healer)...

    There was a stalker who dated a medic
    And knew his claw skills were really quite epic
    But when he died to a telegraph
    She wrote on his epitaph
    No sprint, no dodge? No I'm not sympathetic
  15. MarkDean

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    Here's mine, hope it's good enough!

    Well Cassians are very attractive,
    They help keep those Exiles captive!
    A Medic you seek?
    Well take a quick peek,
    My resonators are radioactive!
  16. inkfromblood

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    I have to say I'm pretty proud of mine!

    There's an Aurin with whom I'm obsessed,
    As an Engie, she says I'm the best
    I really did want her, so I whipped out my launcher,
    but me being Chua she wasn't impressed.
  17. frzn

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    I think that'll depend on how dirty they are :D
  18. PalsyPlague

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    Has this been judged? Do the winners have their prizes?
  19. Dary

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    I am guessing there are a couple thousand entries at least, so they probably need time to go through them all.
  20. GrumpyRobin

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    it'd be funny if they just went:
    F this <REDACTED>, taking too long, lets just send keys to all of em.
    Taher, frzn, gabers1 and 1 other person like this.
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