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WSC Exclusive - Nexus Limericks Competition

Discussion in 'Community News' started by Zap-Robo, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Polarkage

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    so according to wiki a limerick has 5 lines and should be AABBA rhymes i'm seeing all these posts and most are to long or only 4 lines...what gives?
  2. FrozenTempest

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    They're still AABBA Limerick's, they're just putting the two B's on the same line together (Third line).
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  3. Josh Gantt

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    The B lines can be an internal rhyme or split into 2 lines, I think it looks cleaner if split.
  4. Tymucha

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    For anyone who would enjoy it (o:

    One sane Chua to another
    Let's talk a bit, cannon fodder
    Cassian Draken Mechari
    sacrifice em, why dont we
    Why? FOR SCIENCE! why else bother
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  5. Shiverquiver

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    There was once a very hungry Draken
    found fifty cupcakes and started Snackin'
    with his belly so full, he began to roll
    now forever his damage was lackin'


    by Ryan "Shiverquiver" Howard
    contact: aagefrag@hotmail.com
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    That was fun. Can't wait to see the winner!
  7. Lyrian

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    My submission.

    "Here I stand with my fusion sword
    High atop corpses used like a cutting board
    Arm cannon in hand, you'll soon understand
    That what I hold is your spinal cord" - Drekaaar the Inscrutable's response when asked to compile a limerick for the Dominion's team building exercise. No further exercises are planned.
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    This will be entertaining, lets see the rhyming skills!
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    Sent yesterday night. :) Good luck all!
  10. MouldyTaco

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    I thought mine turned out really well, actually.
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  11. MissBhave

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    Sadly, I already sent in my submission and of course I got a little carried away but here goes....​


    The Dominion huffed and they puffed,
    But Brightland told them "Get stuffed!"
    He sent the Star of Dominus,
    Straight up into their anus.
    High Command cried, their advances rebuffed.

    Brightland laughed and he laughed,
    His last breathe he had gasped.
    Though the gamble was his ruin,
    Still he mooned the pursuin'
    And all they got was the shaft.

    Now Brightland's name is spoken with deep respect,
    And his image is seen in the statues we will erect.
    While he does his shtick,
    Of a popsicle sans stick.
    While we hope for that time we can resurrect..

    I just couldn't resist adding more...and now I have this pervasive image in my head of the statue of Papa Muntz from Out Cold only it is Serrick Brightland mooning me..... x.x​

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  12. calebrus

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    Oh, we're posting them here as well?
    I'm torn. I want to share, but at the same time I don't....
  13. Lidewyn

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    I submitted really hope that its alright if they are crude anyway i thought it was funny at least guess we'll see in a few days and there's always this monday ,crosses fingers.
  14. Velaza

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    For people who are worried about crude references, go watch the Exiles flick with Kit. At the start, she wets herself. Then she follows that up with saying some of the humans are inbred, she makes a furries reference with the Aurin introduction, and ends with a reference to Granok balls as the one in the video scratches himself.

    I'm fairly sure that the guys at Carbine look forward to the particular type of humor of a limerick contest. My issue is trying to get enough crude without being too over the top. I've written 9 limericks (they just kind of fell out after I got the first one made) and now I'm trying to figure out which is the best. So far, I've managed to narrow it down to 4.
  15. Packetdancer

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    Sample:

    A Draken, lonely and forlorn,
    saw an Aurin out walking one morn.
    He wooed her and sought her,
    And now that he's caught her,
    He's found that she's fond of his horns.

    …see? Ridiculous, tasteless, and potentially slightly dirty. A limerick! (This… this is close enough to filking that I CAN'T STOP, GUYS. They just keep writing themselves IN MY BRAIN!)
  16. Cogburn

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    There once was a man named Pappy
    Who was becoming a bit yappy
    One day in a fight,
    Frost set him alight
    'cause Chad's skills were crappy!
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    Frost's ego got out of control;
    Beating Pappy was a simple stroll.
    There'll be a rematch,
    But with a new catch:
    It's *Bardic* who'll show she's in charge.

    #TeamGlasses :p
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  18. Murdheart

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    Enjoy,

    My Girlfriend is missing some smarts.
    She's Mordesh, with the purest of hearts.
    But I think, while we're kissing,
    "What else is she missing?
    Does she still retain all her best parts?"
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  19. Suxez

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    Same here...
  20. OutlawStars

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    Is there a way to find out if our email arrived?

    This was mine:

    The Chua is ever sociopathic,
    It's appearance quite animalistic.
    But nobody knows,
    The genders it grows,
    As nothing about them is erotic.​
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