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WSC Exclusive - Nexus Limericks Competition

Discussion in 'Community News' started by Zap-Robo, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Excidius

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    Dame Edna was the name of a female Granok
    It looked a lot like a rock
    She had purple hair
    And a lot of flair
    That's one chastity belt I don't want to unlock
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  2. Exittium

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    This seems like it will be fun
  3. OutlawStars

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    Just realised I had double clicked and hence sent the email twice, I suppose this disqualifies me? Sigh, I guess there goes my chances of trying it out while I have time.
  4. eharper256

    eharper256 Cupcake-About-Town

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    Just dispatched my entry. Been a long while since I've done a Limerick but they are always fun in their bawdyness. There is something about the 'teh-teh-tum' beat that just naturally lends itself to filth.
  5. The Glitch Ecliptic

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    Tossed my hat into the ring, but I was a little unsure of what Subject header to give my email, so I sent it off under "Nexus Limericks Competition Entry". If there's a different Subject our emails should have, lemme know and I'll resend it.
  6. King Radinov

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    That was the same way I sent mine (minus the entry part). I didn't see anything else specified so that should do I would hope.
  7. Eiristocrat

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    Here are my 2 ones so far- bear in mind the 2nd one has a bit of profanity

    Once lived an idiot who deleted their Wildstar key,
    Not a bright star as I’m sure you’ll agree,
    They thought it only good for that weekend 3 weeks past,
    So out of their inbox their key was cast,
    Only later did they realise that they were an ass.

    Mechari or Asari- went a fanboy's wet dream,
    Like a boss was Liara, while batting for both teams,
    But Mechari were robots, made by the Eldan to serve,
    But he had to decide before losing his nerve,
    But then realising "f*** I'm a perv".
  8. naion

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    entered! i hope they post the winning entries, and maybe some runners up. I'm interested to see what we've all come up with
  9. Corey Lapka

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    rules say once. if you send in a 2nd one, both are disqualified
  10. Corey Lapka

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    On all the pdcasts, I've heard them treat the ending E as silent
  11. Jetzero

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    In the terms, just wondering, what does Adhere mean?
  12. Eiristocrat

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    stick to or follow, so you have to adhere to the rules means you have to follow the rules
  13. Jetzero

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    ok thanks, i did that lol
  14. Redwessman

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    Awww... i made a mistake and now im disqualified cuz i fixed it in a second e-mail?
  15. The Glitch Ecliptic

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    I had way too much fun with this one. :D

    Ramblin' home from the forge to my cot,
    Found the Crowes on my prize garden plot!
    So I blew up their slush, beat two birds with one bush,
    and made hay while my iron was hot!
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  16. I have a thing for alliteration...

    Excuse the Explorer Engineer.
    He rolled his robot onto it's rear.
    Sadly, the Stalker became schizophrenic.
    The Mordesh mended him as a Medic.
    Huh, is that a Human I hear?
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  17. Zno

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    I wrote all this... then I realized it wasn't a limerick.

    Pirates beware,
    for my blades do not care,
    as the blood drips all over the floor.
    There's a spot in your flank
    beleive me your no tank
    I'll peirce that engineer to the core.

    My arms swing in the rain,
    My suit simply rejects pain,
    I hear resonators, oh this will be fun
    There's a Quantum Cascade,
    another Annihilation parade!
    Give Up! this is your last chance to run!
    Concealed slash, quick strike,
    Raging slash, Tactical Strike!!
    My drums of war have just begun.

    That slinger slips into the void,
    he's about to be unemployed,
    He's scared, flee'ing unmolested.
    Don't bother with null,
    Here's a blade through your skull!
    Medic's orders? You're congested.

    You were slaughtered by Zno,
    Lick your wounds as you go,
    This little aurin has become very wild,
    I'll see you next queue,
    Where I'll make another debut,
    the Dominion will be completely beguiled
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  18. AngelMynx

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    quick question: What is the subject line we need to use? Whatever references the limerick contest, or something specific?
  19. Inuyasherz

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    Almost every limerick I've seen haven't been true limericks. It has a set amount of syllables per line but it isn't listed anywhere. I'm unsure if I should leave mine how it is or change it to be proper. 1st, 2nd and 5th lines are to be 7-10 syllables while the 3rd and 4th are 5-7 for a proper one.
  20. EvilTeddy

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    Most of us are in doubt on that one :)
    I've just put "Wildstar Beta-key limerick competion"
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