Discussion in 'Community News' started by Zap-Robo, Feb 20, 2014.
This one made me smile
What did the Mordesh say to the Granok?
The Granok replies: "you're killing me!"
A Settler walks into a bar with his pet Rowsdower,
"Beer for me and a beer for my buddy barkeep! "
The bartender looks doubtful but hands over the drinks. The Settler drains his glass and his Rowsdower guzzles down his beer too.
"Another beer for me and one for my buddy barkeep !" five more rounds later the Rowsdower finally keels over and m the Settler staggers toward the door.
"Hey!" the bartender calls "You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The Settler turns back and says "That ain't a Lion, that's a Rowsdower!"
Never mind, I thought of something silly a lot sooner than I thought I would. Sent it in.
How PG-13 do y'all think they mean? I have an amazing joke that includes a sex doll lol.
Edit: the implication of a sex doll
What did the exile player say to the defeated dominion player?
What did the dominion say to the panicking exile playing?
Second one's a bit of a stretch. If you need help understanding it let me know.
Oh, well if we forgot to put our address and real name. How can we provide it if we can't resend emails?
What a great idea. Entry on the way. Hope that you enjoy it.
So I submitted a different one but just to see if my second idea was entertaining I thought I'd post it here for (hopefully) WSC readers' enjoyment. It's a little Wildstar political humor.
A single Granok dad sits next to an Aurin mom on a bench by the playground where their children are playing. Around the jungle gym, a human woman comes running into view being pelted by her child's toy gun in her chest. The Granok can't help but yell at the woman's young boy to stop. The Aurin looks sternly at him and says, "Why are you yelling at him, he's not your kid, and those are foam anyway, not like they can hurt her." He replies, "That's not the point, he shouldn't be Nerfing her boobs!" The Aurin woman looks down sadly and says, "You're preaching to the choir, pal."
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Submitted. I'm loving the hype. These contest are great.
What is this, some sort of joke?!
Submitted GL all , can't wait to see the results.
I know it isn't necessary to enter, but I figured I'd post it up here for giggles;
What do you call a depressing Rowsdower?
Good luck everyone who enters, this is definitely one of the funnier key comps I've seen ^_^
A granok and a chua got into a fight and The granok tassen The chua into a deep hole weheras asked The chua
"Find anything chuable Down there?
Or this one.
Two spellslingers walk into a motel where an aurin looks Confused.
They walk up to her and asks what seems to be the trouble and she says.
"I cant spell my name. " ge answers.
"Hand me the pen and ill spell for you. Whats your name.?"
" Slinger. Can you spell Slinger? "
Aaaaaah its a lame one
I'm not gonna enter but I'd still like to join in with the witty ditties.
Sean Connery and his son are walking along a road when a car crashes into another car and both blow up.
They've just stepped to the side of the road, when a low flying plane hits a bridge causing bits of metal and brick to fly everywhere. Finally, a truck pulls up and out runs 3 undead warriors lead by Victor Lazarin. They just manage to leap clear before the truck goes BOOM!
Sean Connery's son turns round and says "What was that all about, Dad"
"Mordesh Truck, son" he replies.
Got mine sent out (on time, yay!) Wait, why are people giving jokes on this thread?
Need to try and think of a good joke for this my comedy skills are some what lacking
They may already have or don't want keys but still want to put a joke in.
This is going to be fun!
Im pretty sure it's going to get disqualified but here's my submission anyway:
A Chua walks into a toy store and asks an employee for help with a return. The employee says, "Sure, let me see what you got." The Chua hands him the item and the employee stares at him and says, "Sir, we stopped selling Furbies a long time ago and this one is covered in something sticky." The Chua says, "Yeah, sorry, I just wanted to "play" with her one last time."