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Your epic fate or failure in Wildstar!

Discussion in 'WildStar General' started by αRomeo, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. αRomeo

    αRomeo Cupcake-About-Town

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    Wildstar Edition!
    Rules:

    The First part of the sentence is Generated by your Month of Birth.
    The Second part is generated by your Date of Creation.
    The Third part is based on your Month of Creation.
    It goes likes this:

    I....... With..... (Insert character here) And..

    Alright, here we go:


    Month of Birth:

    Jan : Epicly fought blindfolded and barehanded and did 50 squats on Crimson Isle with...
    Feb : Stuck in a portal in the forth or fifth dimension forever with...
    Mar : Had an extremely romantic night on a rocky beach which included cub cakes, with...
    Apr : Had an awesome shootout duel with...
    May : Formed a raid group to pick flowers with ...
    Jun : Just doing your daily routine questing when getting ganked by...
    Jul : Had a girls night out and an epic pillow fight with...
    Aug : Trading some items when getting scammed by...
    Sept: Learned some new techniques from...
    Oct : Getting married and plan to have lots and lots of babies with...
    Nov : Ripped off my T-Shirt, covered my self in peanut butter while humming "We are family" and shook hands with...
    Dec : Had a hangover at the Dominon Arkship with...


    Date of Creation:

    1. Falkrin
    2. Commander Durek
    3. Space Pirates
    4. Sarge
    5. Khuvor
    6. Judge Kain
    7. Slaves
    8. Sergeant Kara
    9. A Chua
    10. A Mordesh
    11. Eldan
    12. Mechari
    13. Draken
    14. Rebels
    15. Dominion
    16. Crimson Legion
    17. Belle Walker
    18. Darkspur Cartel
    19. Victor Lzarin
    20. Clanlord Makaza
    21. Malvolio Portius
    22. Deadstar Marauders
    23. Buck
    24. Liara
    25. Stepen Frost
    26. Metal Maw
    27. Agent Lex
    28. Mondo Zax
    29. JPHIGGINBOTTOM
    30. Huntress Kezzia
    31. Agent Voxine


    Month of Creation:

    Jan : ...And my life hasn't been more complete since.
    Feb : ...And now all I can do is squeel like a Chua...
    Mar : ...And now I have this strange burning sensation. Help?
    Apr : ...And now everyone wants to join!
    May : ...And somehow I've angered the Mordesh and the Chua!
    Jun : ...And everyone saw it.
    Jul : ...And now, I'm filthy rich(in my mind)!
    Aug : ...And I'm on the most wanted list now!
    Sep : And I wound up being kidnapped by the space pirates!
    Oct : ...And you wouldn't believe the look on his/her face.
    Nov : ...And Carbine is currently in talks for a a new MMO based on it!
    Dec : ...And it feels like Christmas!

    Go!
  2. SiddyFour

    SiddyFour Cupcake

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    I epicly fought blindfolded and barehanded and did 50 squats on Crimson Isle with Sergeant Kara. And now everyone wants to join!
  3. Livnthedream

    Livnthedream Super Cupcake

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    These are bad and you should feel bad.
  4. SiddyFour

    SiddyFour Cupcake

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    Oh Geraldo, why do you have to be such a buzz-kill?
  5. Blue Tunic Man

    Blue Tunic Man Cupcake-About-Town

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    That's how he feeds. When there's no fun to be had, he beats a clown and devours his essence.

    I formed a raid group to pick flowers with Victor Lzarin and somehow I've angered the Mordesh and the Chua!
    DruidicWolf likes this.
  6. Kidney

    Kidney Cupcake

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    Apparently Stephen Frost ganked me while I was questing... and that inspired Carbine's MMO...
  7. Livnthedream

    Livnthedream Super Cupcake

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    Because the next thing he is going to do is start sending out invites for Candy Crush and his various Villes.

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